Ram & Raavan wer in Serious War,
Sdnly Rvn saw a man stndng behind Ram,
Rvn:chal ok bye.
Rm:pr Q?
Rvn:kuch nhi..bs bye
Rm:Arey bta to hua kya?
Rvn:Yar tune chhoti c bat pr RAJNIKANT ko bula liya.
Amazing thought for d day-
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Faithful boyfrnds will go straight to heaven..
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.Unfaithful boyfrnds are already enjoying HEAVEN on Earth.
Srdr: I hav'nt slept all night in the train.
Frnd: Why?
Srdr: Got upper berth.
Frnd: Why did'nt you exchnge?
Srdr: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchnge in the lower berth..
Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at nite, nobody will b there.............
Girl goes at night & realy nobody was there
A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a A/C. After seeing the Form He had gone to DELHI for filling up.
U know y?
FORM say " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".
A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss.
Do u know what the business was?
. . . .. . . . . . . . He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.
A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?
Sardar had twins; he named them Tin Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them TIRED&RETIRED!
19 SARDARS WENT 4A FILM.ON ASKING THEM Y THEY CAME IN A BIG GROUP OF 19? THEY REPLIED THAT THE FILM WAS ONLY FOR ABOVE 18...
A sardarji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
Srdr gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this.
Srdr:"I've been promoted as branch manager."
Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth................. WHY?
because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light"_-=
Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote : Yes!
SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF - I SARDAR , SHE SARDARNEE , THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY....
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
U knw Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It"s already raining.
Sardar: So what , take an umbrella and go.
Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25flr:I'm unmarried!
At 10flr:I'm Banta not santa
ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDAR'S GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM,DARLING ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING?
HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing?
Sardar: I have a Air Tel phone but still hutch network is following me.
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.!
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH"
Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....
What does a sardar do after taking a xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
Sardar proposed a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1yr elder to you'...........Sardar said 'Okye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.
Manager asked sardar at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X. (WHERE MORE THAN 100 LETTERS ONE CAN FIND)
After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar:
Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.
When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver
adjusted the mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my
wife? Sit behind. I will drive.
Interviewer: Just imagine you are on the 3rd floor, it caught fire
and how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
Sdnly Rvn saw a man stndng behind Ram,
Rvn:chal ok bye.
Rm:pr Q?
Rvn:kuch nhi..bs bye
Rm:Arey bta to hua kya?
Rvn:Yar tune chhoti c bat pr RAJNIKANT ko bula liya.
True Lines:
Our Heart is the Biggest-Greatest HARAMKH0R in the world...
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Saala usi ke liye Pareshan rahega jo Bhav nahi deta...
Our Heart is the Biggest-Greatest HARAMKH0R in the world...
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Saala usi ke liye Pareshan rahega jo Bhav nahi deta...
Muskurana to har ladki ki adaa hai,
wah wah..
Gor farmaeye,
muskurana to har ladki ki adaa hai,
use jo pyar samje wo sabse bada gadha hai...
wah wah..
Gor farmaeye,
muskurana to har ladki ki adaa hai,
use jo pyar samje wo sabse bada gadha hai...
Golden Thought of the Day :
Girls Express Their Feelings With Gussa And Tears...
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Girls Express Their Feelings With Gussa And Tears...
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Boys Express Their Feelings With sutta & Beers...
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Boys Express Their Feelings With sutta & Beers...
Wife (seeing stars): btao wo kaun si chiz hai,
jo tum roz dekh sakte ho par tod nahi sakte.?
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Husband: nahi mai nahi btaunga.
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Wife(smiling): nahi btao na plz.
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Husband : Tera muh ...xd :-P
jo tum roz dekh sakte ho par tod nahi sakte.?
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Husband: nahi mai nahi btaunga.
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Wife(smiling): nahi btao na plz.
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Husband : Tera muh ...xd :-P
Iss Duniya Mein Flirts Ki Kami Nahi,
Ab Suraj Ko Hi Dekho,
Aata Hai Usha Ke Sath
Jata Hai Sandhya Ke Sath,
Sota Hai Nisha Ke Sath,
Aur Uthta Hai Kiran Ke Sath.
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Aur Log Kahte Hai Ki Main Hi Flirty Hun:
Ab Suraj Ko Hi Dekho,
Aata Hai Usha Ke Sath
Jata Hai Sandhya Ke Sath,
Sota Hai Nisha Ke Sath,
Aur Uthta Hai Kiran Ke Sath.
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Aur Log Kahte Hai Ki Main Hi Flirty Hun:
Teacher : Google is a girl or a
boy..?
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Because it won't let you
complete the whole sentence
and start guessing,
suggesting..... -and you ask only
one question..... but get hundreds of irrelevant answers
in seconds..
boy..?
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Because it won't let you
complete the whole sentence
and start guessing,
suggesting..... -and you ask only
one question..... but get hundreds of irrelevant answers
in seconds..
Teacher: Isko translate koro
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"ladki kapde pehen chuki
hai."
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All Boys ek sath me bole-
Ohhhhh... Shit.... We are late........... -:-P
=xD
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"ladki kapde pehen chuki
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All Boys ek sath me bole-
Ohhhhh... Shit.... We are late........... -:-P
=xD
"Main to yohi Paani ko Gaur
se dekh raha tha
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mere ~*DOSTON*~
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Itne me Ek Machli nikal kar Boli:
..."Kamine tere Ghar me Maa Behen nahi hain kya?"
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mere ~*DOSTON*~
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Itne me Ek Machli nikal kar Boli:
..."Kamine tere Ghar me Maa Behen nahi hain kya?"
PAPPU : UncLe
Mai 1 Larki Se PYaR KaRTa Hu.
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UnCLe: Tu UsKe BaaP Ko CoFFee PiLaNe LeJa AuR SHaDi Ki BaaT KaR,
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PiTe
hai:p;):D UnclE shocKzZ:o:PAPPU -RockzZ8-
Mai 1 Larki Se PYaR KaRTa Hu.
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UnCLe: Tu UsKe BaaP Ko CoFFee PiLaNe LeJa AuR SHaDi Ki BaaT KaR,
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PiTe
hai:p;):D UnclE shocKzZ:o:PAPPU -RockzZ8-
Dad asks his Daughter:
badi hokar kya karogi?
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Beti:
Maa banungi
Shadi karungi
padhai karungi
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Dad: tu kuch bhi kar, Par thoda sequence
ka dhyan rakhna!
badi hokar kya karogi?
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Beti:
Maa banungi
Shadi karungi
padhai karungi
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Dad: tu kuch bhi kar, Par thoda sequence
ka dhyan rakhna!
Girl :
Mein ChUpti HUn TUm MUje DhUnd Lyna
Agr DhUnd Lya TOu Jee Bhar k Kiss krna
Boy :
Agr Na DhUnd Ska TOu??
Girl :
Aisy To Na kahO PLZ
Mein Darwazy Ky Pechy Hi Chupun Gi............ O
Mein ChUpti HUn TUm MUje DhUnd Lyna
Agr DhUnd Lya TOu Jee Bhar k Kiss krna
Boy :
Agr Na DhUnd Ska TOu??
Girl :
Aisy To Na kahO PLZ
Mein Darwazy Ky Pechy Hi Chupun Gi............ O
A Boy texts a girl Boy: Hey !
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What u doing ?
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Boy: texting the most beautiful girl in the world.
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Girl: Aww How cute ! . . . . .
Boy: Ya ! But She is not replying,so m texting
U !...
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What u doing ?
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Boy: texting the most beautiful girl in the world.
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Girl: Aww How cute ! . . . . .
Boy: Ya ! But She is not replying,so m texting
U !...
Really Girls are very Smart... =P
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Girl: Apple ka Rate kya hai?
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Applewala: 100 Rs ke 10,
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Girl: kuch kam karo na plz..
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Applwala: Acha aap 80 ke 8 lelo
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Girl: Thanku, dedo...
ye huyi na Baat...
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Girl: Apple ka Rate kya hai?
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Applewala: 100 Rs ke 10,
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Girl: kuch kam karo na plz..
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Applwala: Acha aap 80 ke 8 lelo
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Girl: Thanku, dedo...
ye huyi na Baat...
Ishq ki dukan hai meri Ishq le
jaya karo.........
Hum lete ni paise
Ishq k bdle
bus ek pyar se hug kar jaya
karo...
Hum lete ni paise
Ishq k bdle
bus ek pyar se hug kar jaya
karo...
What is Minimum Area with Maximum
Decoration... .
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Decoration... .
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. A Girl's Face. :D ;) :P
Ladki - MaIn TeRe LiYe SaB KuCh ChOd SaKtI HoOn...!
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LaDkA - MaA-BaAp...??
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LaDkI - HaAn...!
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LaDkA - YaAr-DoSt, BhAi-BeHaN,
KhaAnA-PeEnA... -??
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LaDkI - HaAn...!
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LaDkA - T.V SeRiaLs DeKhNa...???
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Ladki - KaMiNe MuH SaMbHaa KaR BaAt KaR... :P LoL......xD :D
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LaDkA - MaA-BaAp...??
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LaDkI - HaAn...!
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LaDkA - YaAr-DoSt, BhAi-BeHaN,
KhaAnA-PeEnA... -??
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LaDkI - HaAn...!
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LaDkA - T.V SeRiaLs DeKhNa...???
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Ladki - KaMiNe MuH SaMbHaa KaR BaAt KaR... :P LoL......xD :D
Har maa ki 1 hi dua. .
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Aag lag jaye tumhare is phone ko 24
ghante tuk tuk tuk tuk ..... !!;-) :P
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Aag lag jaye tumhare is phone ko 24
ghante tuk tuk tuk tuk ..... !!;-) :P
Girl :
Mein ChUpti HUn TUm MUje DhUnd Lyna
Agr DhUnd Lya TOu Jee Bhar k Kiss krna
Boy :
Agr Na DhUnd Ska TOu??
Girl :
Aisy TO Na kahO PLZ
Mein Darwazy Ky Pechy Hi Chupun Gi............ :o :D :P
Mein ChUpti HUn TUm MUje DhUnd Lyna
Agr DhUnd Lya TOu Jee Bhar k Kiss krna
Boy :
Agr Na DhUnd Ska TOu??
Girl :
Aisy TO Na kahO PLZ
Mein Darwazy Ky Pechy Hi Chupun Gi............ :o :D :P
Which is longest toilet in d world ..!!
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Ans: Indian Railway Track
U can use it frm kashmir 2 kanya-kumari.
Aaisi aazadi aur kahan. :P :D
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Ans: Indian Railway Track
U can use it frm kashmir 2 kanya-kumari.
Aaisi aazadi aur kahan. :P :D
Smart Santa....;))
1 bache ne santa ki dukan se Rs.45 ka saaman liya or use 5 k note me 5 k aage pencil se 0 likh kr diya or kaha Ye lo 50Rs.. or 5Rs. Vapas do..
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Santa ko pata chal gaya or usne socha iska badla lena chahiye..
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Usne jeb se 50 ka note nikala or uska 0 pencil se kat diya r bola ye le 5Rs. Ab to Hisaab baraabar..
1 bache ne santa ki dukan se Rs.45 ka saaman liya or use 5 k note me 5 k aage pencil se 0 likh kr diya or kaha Ye lo 50Rs.. or 5Rs. Vapas do..
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Santa ko pata chal gaya or usne socha iska badla lena chahiye..
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Usne jeb se 50 ka note nikala or uska 0 pencil se kat diya r bola ye le 5Rs. Ab to Hisaab baraabar..
Dad-is baar pass ho ya fail,bike
zarur dilaunga.
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SON-konsi bike? .
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DAD-pass hue to'pulsar'colle -ge jaane ke liye .&. fail hue to
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'Rajdoot'doodh bechne ke liye :o :/ :- P =D
zarur dilaunga.
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SON-konsi bike? .
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DAD-pass hue to'pulsar'colle -ge jaane ke liye .&. fail hue to
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'Rajdoot'doodh bechne ke liye :o :/ :- P =D
Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions
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Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then , For 3000 Kgs
How Much?
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Ton!Ton!Ton! :p
Mathematical Conversions
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Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then , For 3000 Kgs
How Much?
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Ton!Ton!Ton! :p
Apni badnasibi ka haal kis kis ko sunau
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Ae dosto...
girlfriend ke number pe recharge krane gaya aur recharge wala uska bhai nikla
hat jao yaaro hospital jaa raha hu ..
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Ae dosto...
girlfriend ke number pe recharge krane gaya aur recharge wala uska bhai nikla
hat jao yaaro hospital jaa raha hu ..
Murgi anda deti haI
Aur
Cow dudh deti haI
toh aisa kon hai jo dono deta haI...?
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Nahi pata..?:o:O
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Ans.DUKANDAR ;) :P
Aur
Cow dudh deti haI
toh aisa kon hai jo dono deta haI...?
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Nahi pata..?:o:O
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Ans.DUKANDAR ;) :P
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Faithful boyfrnds will go straight to heaven..
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Ladkiya Apne BoyFrnd Ka Naam Save Krti h,
Kuch Aise....
1. My Love
2. Sweetu
3. Darling
4. Sweet Heart
5. Honey Baby
6. Jaanu
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Or Ladke Apni GirlFrnd Ka Naam Kuch Aise
Save Krte hain...
1. bholu Halwai
2. Gopi plumber
3. Bhundu Foji
4. Sarpanch ji
5. Holdar
6. Bittu Langda
7. Pappu Mistri
8. customer care....B-) :D
Kuch Aise....
1. My Love
2. Sweetu
3. Darling
4. Sweet Heart
5. Honey Baby
6. Jaanu
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Or Ladke Apni GirlFrnd Ka Naam Kuch Aise
Save Krte hain...
1. bholu Halwai
2. Gopi plumber
3. Bhundu Foji
4. Sarpanch ji
5. Holdar
6. Bittu Langda
7. Pappu Mistri
8. customer care....B-) :D
Jis Din Se ussne mujhe Chod Dia
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MObile Ki Battery aur sim card main balance7-7 Din Chal Jati hai...:) :D :P
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MObile Ki Battery aur sim card main balance7-7 Din Chal Jati hai...:) :D :P
Newton's First Law Of"AASHIQI"
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Every Aashiq Contineus To Do
Aashiqi
Until&Unless A'Tamaacha'Or
'Sandal'
With A Velocity Of 9.8m/s Is
Impressed
Upon Him By A Beautiful Girl..
This Force Is Called'Beizzati'
Which Is Directly Proportional To
'Sharmindgi'
But Aawarapan Remains Constant
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Every Aashiq Contineus To Do
Aashiqi
Until&Unless A'Tamaacha'Or
'Sandal'
With A Velocity Of 9.8m/s Is
Impressed
Upon Him By A Beautiful Girl..
This Force Is Called'Beizzati'
Which Is Directly Proportional To
'Sharmindgi'
But Aawarapan Remains Constant
kabhi kabhi mere dil mai ye khayaal aata hai
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Boyfriend ek aisi cheez h
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Jis k samne chipkali, cockroach se
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Jis k samne chipkali, cockroach se
darne wali ladki bhi sherni ban k ghumti hai...
A Teenage Girl Was Chatting On Facebook.
Stranger: “ Hey Pretty! Could You Give Me Your Mail Id? ”
Girl: “ Oh Sure, Its IHaveABoyfriend -_andiLoveHimAlo -t@GetLost.Com ”
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Stranger: “ And Mine Is IamYourFather_a -ndYouAreDead@Me -etMeNow.Com “
Stranger: “ Hey Pretty! Could You Give Me Your Mail Id? ”
Girl: “ Oh Sure, Its IHaveABoyfriend -_andiLoveHimAlo -t@GetLost.Com ”
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Stranger: “ And Mine Is IamYourFather_a -ndYouAreDead@Me -etMeNow.Com “
Science kehta hai ki Pani boil karne se kitanu
mar jate hai..
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par science ko ye nahi pata ki kitanuo ke
... marne ke baad unki
''Dead bodies''
to pani me hi reh jati hai..
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Stupid Science..
Maa kasam bachpan se genius hu.. Lekin kabhi ghamand nahi kiya...:p :D ;)
mar jate hai..
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par science ko ye nahi pata ki kitanuo ke
... marne ke baad unki
''Dead bodies''
to pani me hi reh jati hai..
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Stupid Science..
Maa kasam bachpan se genius hu.. Lekin kabhi ghamand nahi kiya...:p :D ;)
I m pRoUd of mY hEaRt.
U kn0w wHy......??
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MaNy pe0ple pLaYed
wItH it ,
l0vEd it ,
HuRt it ,
br0kE it ,
But
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AbHi bHi mAst cHal rAha haI...... :) :p
U kn0w wHy......??
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MaNy pe0ple pLaYed
wItH it ,
l0vEd it ,
HuRt it ,
br0kE it ,
But
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AbHi bHi mAst cHal rAha haI...... :) :p
Amazing Santa :D
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Santa park me baitha tha.
Friend : Kya kar raha hai ?
Santa : Badla le Raha hu !
Frnd : Kaise?
Santar : Waqt Ne mujhe barbad kiya hai,
Ab me waqt barbad kar raha hu....... :p :O
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Santa park me baitha tha.
Friend : Kya kar raha hai ?
Santa : Badla le Raha hu !
Frnd : Kaise?
Santar : Waqt Ne mujhe barbad kiya hai,
Ab me waqt barbad kar raha hu....... :p :O
Funny Line
People say learn from the mistake of others
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I always learn from the mistake of others who take my advice
People say learn from the mistake of others
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I always learn from the mistake of others who take my advice
MAA KAUN HAI?
Ye Maa Hi Hai Jo Apne Bachcho Ko
Subah Uthati Aur Kehti Hai Ki
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11 Baj Rahe Hai..... Kutto Ki Tarah Pade Rehte Ho,
Tumare Baap Ne 4-5 Naukar Nahi
Rakhe Jo Tumhe Nashta Bana Kar
Denge.,
Zindagi Haram Kar Rakhi Hai Kamino
Ne,puri raat phone pe jis se lagarehta he,
usi se nashta liyo ja kar...:D
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Moral : Har'Maa'Wale Msg Par Emotional
Mat Hua Karo :p
Ye Maa Hi Hai Jo Apne Bachcho Ko
Subah Uthati Aur Kehti Hai Ki
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. Uth Jaao kanjaro...
11 Baj Rahe Hai..... Kutto Ki Tarah Pade Rehte Ho,
Tumare Baap Ne 4-5 Naukar Nahi
Rakhe Jo Tumhe Nashta Bana Kar
Denge.,
Zindagi Haram Kar Rakhi Hai Kamino
Ne,puri raat phone pe jis se lagarehta he,
usi se nashta liyo ja kar...:D
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Moral : Har'Maa'Wale Msg Par Emotional
Mat Hua Karo :p
Ek garbhwati( pregnant) aurat ne apni beti se
pucha-'kya chahiye tujhe, bahan ya bhai'
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Ladaki boli - bhai
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Maa ne pucha- kis ke jaisa
Ladki- Raawan jesa
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Maa ko gussa aaya, baap ne aankhe
dikhayi. Kya bak rahi hai
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Ladaki boli-'ha maa, mujhe Raawan
jesa bhai chahiye, jisne parayi aurat
ka haran krne k bad bhi use chua tak nhi,
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Jisne bahan ki ijjat ke liye pura
rajvansh daav pe laga diya
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'please maa, mujhe raawan sa bhai
de do, taki me duniya se garv sekah saku-
'wo mera bhai hai.'.
pucha-'kya chahiye tujhe, bahan ya bhai'
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Ladaki boli - bhai
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Maa ne pucha- kis ke jaisa
Ladki- Raawan jesa
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Maa ko gussa aaya, baap ne aankhe
dikhayi. Kya bak rahi hai
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Ladaki boli-'ha maa, mujhe Raawan
jesa bhai chahiye, jisne parayi aurat
ka haran krne k bad bhi use chua tak nhi,
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Jisne bahan ki ijjat ke liye pura
rajvansh daav pe laga diya
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'please maa, mujhe raawan sa bhai
de do, taki me duniya se garv sekah saku-
'wo mera bhai hai.'.
Santa : kal me rat ko bathro0oM gya to andar bhoot tha :(
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Banta: to phir kia hoa
Santa : hona kia tha me bhoot se bola tum karlo humara to wese hi nikal gaya hai :D :p
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Banta: to phir kia hoa
Santa : hona kia tha me bhoot se bola tum karlo humara to wese hi nikal gaya hai :D :p
A sweet relationship
is that
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when...
"Teri meri banti nahi,
par tere bina chalti bi nhi..!! :)
is that
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when...
"Teri meri banti nahi,
par tere bina chalti bi nhi..!! :)
Boy :- kya tum hamesha
mere saath rehne ka vaada kar sakti ho..
Girl- haan...
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Boy- kabhi chhod ke nahi jaogi..
Girl- nahi..
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Boy- kya kya kar sakti ho mere liye..
Girl- jo bhi tum bolo...
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Boy- mujhe kabhi shikayat ka mauka nahi dogi..
Girl- kabhi nahi...
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Boy- tumhe kya chahiye mujhse..
Girl- 5000 per month..
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Boy- thik hai..
kal se kaam pe aa jana,
jhadu aur baki safai ka saaman kharid lene..
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Girl- jii saab ab main chalti hu...:P
[Aur tum soch rahe the girlfriend itni achi kab se ho gyi:P]
mere saath rehne ka vaada kar sakti ho..
Girl- haan...
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Boy- kabhi chhod ke nahi jaogi..
Girl- nahi..
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Boy- kya kya kar sakti ho mere liye..
Girl- jo bhi tum bolo...
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Boy- mujhe kabhi shikayat ka mauka nahi dogi..
Girl- kabhi nahi...
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Boy- tumhe kya chahiye mujhse..
Girl- 5000 per month..
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Boy- thik hai..
kal se kaam pe aa jana,
jhadu aur baki safai ka saaman kharid lene..
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Girl- jii saab ab main chalti hu...:P
[Aur tum soch rahe the girlfriend itni achi kab se ho gyi:P]
Modern Bhikhari....... -.. ;)
Ek Bikhari So Raha Tha Usne Apne Samne Board Laga Rakha tha....
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"Kripya Katore me Note Dale.. chhutte Daal ke Neend
Kharab Na Kare.... :D ha ha ha saale ki chiller ki awaz se nind nai bigdni chahiye :P
Degree Boy:" A chote Ek Chocolate khilaunga kya apne Didi ka number dega.. ??
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3rd std Boy:" Tujhe Ek Beer peelaunga ye Luv Leter Jaake apni Choti behen ko dega.. ?? :
Degree Shocks
Primary Rocks...:p
RAKHI SAWANT Train me!
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TC- Ticket?
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Rakhi-Mera to Chehra hi Ticket hai.
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TC- Jurmana lgega!
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Rakhi-Q?
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TC- Qki Tum 1st CLASS me baithi
ho
&
Chehra 3rd CLASS ka hai.:D :P =))
Sabhi engineers ko Infom kiya jata hai ki wo apne results aane se pehle
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Ghar ki sab
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Chapallen belts
pipes
wires
bat
jhadu
wipar etc..
Chupa de..
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Nahi to Result kharab aaya to khamakha padosiyo ko free Action Drama dekhne ko mil jayega...
Santa K Dono Kaan Jal Gaye:
Doctor: Tumharey Kaan Kese jaly?
Santa: Main Qameez Istari Kar Raha tha ke Phone
Aa Gaya.
Main ne Jaldi main Phone ki Jagah Istari Kaan ko
Laga Li.
Doctor: To Doosra Kaan Kese Jala?
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Santa: Ab Ambulance ko Bhi Phone Karna Tha Na... :p :D
600 Pages Ki Book Ko,
Kitne Din Main Padha Ja Skta Hai..
Writer-6 Months
Doctor-2months
Lawyer-1month
Student- Pehle Ye Batao Exam Kab Ha.
Santa On Phone:
Doctor My Wife Is Pergnant.
She Is Having Pain Right
Now.
Doctor: Is This Her First Child?
Santa: No This Is Her Husband Speaking.
Ek Bikhari So Raha Tha Usne Apne Samne Board Laga Rakha tha....
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"Kripya Katore me Note Dale.. chhutte Daal ke Neend
Kharab Na Kare.... :D ha ha ha saale ki chiller ki awaz se nind nai bigdni chahiye :P
Degree Boy:" A chote Ek Chocolate khilaunga kya apne Didi ka number dega.. ??
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3rd std Boy:" Tujhe Ek Beer peelaunga ye Luv Leter Jaake apni Choti behen ko dega.. ?? :
Degree Shocks
Primary Rocks...:p
RAKHI SAWANT Train me!
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TC- Ticket?
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Rakhi-Mera to Chehra hi Ticket hai.
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TC- Jurmana lgega!
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Rakhi-Q?
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TC- Qki Tum 1st CLASS me baithi
ho
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Chehra 3rd CLASS ka hai.:D :P =))
Sabhi engineers ko Infom kiya jata hai ki wo apne results aane se pehle
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Ghar ki sab
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Chapallen belts
pipes
wires
bat
jhadu
wipar etc..
Chupa de..
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Nahi to Result kharab aaya to khamakha padosiyo ko free Action Drama dekhne ko mil jayega...
Santa K Dono Kaan Jal Gaye:
Doctor: Tumharey Kaan Kese jaly?
Santa: Main Qameez Istari Kar Raha tha ke Phone
Aa Gaya.
Main ne Jaldi main Phone ki Jagah Istari Kaan ko
Laga Li.
Doctor: To Doosra Kaan Kese Jala?
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Santa: Ab Ambulance ko Bhi Phone Karna Tha Na... :p :D
600 Pages Ki Book Ko,
Kitne Din Main Padha Ja Skta Hai..
Writer-6 Months
Doctor-2months
Lawyer-1month
Student- Pehle Ye Batao Exam Kab Ha.
Santa On Phone:
Doctor My Wife Is Pergnant.
She Is Having Pain Right
Now.
Doctor: Is This Her First Child?
Santa: No This Is Her Husband Speaking.
Srdr: I hav'nt slept all night in the train.
Frnd: Why?
Srdr: Got upper berth.
Frnd: Why did'nt you exchnge?
Srdr: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchnge in the lower berth..
Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at nite, nobody will b there.............
Girl goes at night & realy nobody was there
A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a A/C. After seeing the Form He had gone to DELHI for filling up.
U know y?
FORM say " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".
A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss.
Do u know what the business was?
. . . .. . . . . . . . He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.
A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?
Sardar had twins; he named them Tin Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them TIRED&RETIRED!
19 SARDARS WENT 4A FILM.ON ASKING THEM Y THEY CAME IN A BIG GROUP OF 19? THEY REPLIED THAT THE FILM WAS ONLY FOR ABOVE 18...
A sardarji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
Srdr gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this.
Srdr:"I've been promoted as branch manager."
Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth................. WHY?
because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light"_-=
Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote : Yes!
SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF - I SARDAR , SHE SARDARNEE , THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY....
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
U knw Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It"s already raining.
Sardar: So what , take an umbrella and go.
Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25flr:I'm unmarried!
At 10flr:I'm Banta not santa
ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDAR'S GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM,DARLING ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING?
HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing?
Sardar: I have a Air Tel phone but still hutch network is following me.
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.!
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH"
Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....
What does a sardar do after taking a xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
Sardar proposed a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1yr elder to you'...........Sardar said 'Okye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.
Interviewer:
what is your birth date? Sardar: 13th October Which year? Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR |
Manager asked sardar at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X. (WHERE MORE THAN 100 LETTERS ONE CAN FIND)
After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar:
Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.
When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver
adjusted the mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my
wife? Sit behind. I will drive.
Interviewer: Just imagine you are on the 3rd floor, it caught fire
and how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new
Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Sardar: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White
Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.
Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent.."
Sardar: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"
Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...!!!
Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new
Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Sardar: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White
Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.
Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent.."
Sardar: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"
Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...!!!
Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE
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